Kiwi-resident volunteers needed: If you are a qualified (that means recognised by a professional organisation) accountant, lawyer, medical doctor, philosopher, chef, or scientist, and a believer in the Doctrine of the Kiwi Pastafarian Church, and you would like to give up to four (4) hours a month toward the Church, please contact the Top Ramen using Contact us.
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I wish to become a ministeroni. How do I go about this. I have been a Chef for 54 years and have just started a mobile business
Have you read how to become a Ministeronion this very website? Start there. Ramen.