Fer those thinking that because we don’t post blather regularly that we are lost at sea…NOT SO! We haven’t had a lot to say what with everyone else taking up the airspace.

Most Unusual wedding

Russians marry in NZ CFSM

Ahoy There,   I be Phil Thomson, the second Ministeroni in arr Church. I be anchored in Auckland and available to officiate Pastafarian weddings anywhere the Kiwi flag flies! Most particularly I be the Ministeroni for the City of Sails. Nothin’ could be finer fer a young seadog!   When I not be sending signals … More New Ministeroni

Pastafarian Kiwi Citizenship Sworn using Arr Church’s Wholly Text

Pastafarian Communities Ahoy Mateys!  The above link (if it works) will take you to a spreadsheet showing all the Pastafarian Communities around this planet. Special Thanks to Jakob Farian Krarup for pulling this together! Ramen

Why does every religion assign masculine gender identity to its gods (except a few polytheist religions which also have feminine deities though fewer alongside the more powerful masculine ones)?  The Greek and Roman gods were reported to be having sexual relations with each other and with humans (and a few animals).  Excepting those, why does … More Masculine gods? No!

Statistics New Zealand is now undertaking public consultation on refreshing the Standard Classification for Religious Affiliation to better reflect contemporary New Zealand society. You are invited to make comment recognising that Statistics New Zealand has already been considering the inclusion of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. The media release can be found here: http://www.stats.govt.nz/tools_and_services/media-centre/additional-releases/review-religious-affiln-standard.aspx … More Put ‘Pastafarian’ on the Census!

“Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it. Do not believe in anything simply because it is spoken and rumored by many. Do not believe in anything simply because it is found written in your religious books. Do not believe in anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders. Do … More Wise Words

Holy Macaroni Pirate Matrimony!

Parlez-vous français?

Michigan, USA are talking about our Kiwi Pastafarian Wedding

Holy Macaroni Pirate Matrimony!

Paul Henry interviews Best Mates to Wed

Ahoy there, We be lucky enough that arr church performed the first ev-arr Pastafarian wedding Arr we recommend ya fest ya eyes on this there be some find media coverage of the first Pastafarian Wedding: Arr a grand article from the new world Yar these be from our own fine shores one from Stuff and … More Arr The First Pastafarian Wedding

World’s first Pastafarian Church wedding this week!

  Our pasta who are in colander, draining be your noodles. Thy noodle come, thy sauce be yum, on our forks, mouths and tums. Give us this day our garlic bread, and forgive us our bad gases as we forgive those who gas us. And lead us not into eating sentient beings, but deliver us … More Pastafarian Kiwi Toast

Kiwi-resident volunteers needed: If you are a qualified (that means recognised by a professional organisation) accountant, lawyer, medical doctor, philosopher, chef, or scientist, and a believer in the Doctrine of the Kiwi Pastafarian Church, and you would like to give up to four (4) hours a month toward the Church, please contact the Top Ramen … More What does the Church need now?